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New York real estate developer, Summer Sloane, was just handed a career-changing assignment… persuade three small business owners in the middle of nowhere to sell their properties to make way for a condo complex. Salivating at a juicy promotion, corner office, and impressing her hard-to-please father, she travels to wintry Arid Falls to dazzle the locals and get their signatures on the dotted line.
Little did she know she was stepping into a living, breathing Christmas town crammed with excessively cheerful, fruitcake-loving, over hair-gelled locals who are a few logs short of an open fire—a place even Hallmark would envy.
Her confidence is shaken when she meets charismatic lumberjerk, Nick Snow—the owner of a bait and tackle shop, guardian of a feisty eight-year-old, and her biggest obstacle.
With advice from her chiropractor-addicted best friend, Val… Summer ignores her growing affection for the town brimming with Christmas crackpots—and her undeniable attraction to the handsome, kindhearted Lumberjerk… who sends naughty tingles in all the wrong places.
Can Summer get her signatures and return home with her heart intact, or will the eccentric Christmas town and the man who gets her blood boiling and pulse racing change her mind?
~A little sweet, a little heat, a little offbeat Romance~
Lace-up your snow boots… this is NOT a clean romance.
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**This freebie is dedicated to my Beta, Susan. She was one of the loveliest, kindest people you’d ever have the honor of knowing. She loved her family fiercely, and reading voraciously. Thanks to her honest feedback, I added about 8000 words and this book became what it is. I miss you, Susan. Rest In Peace, my friend. You truly were one of a kind.
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So much love.
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Julia Conti is living the dream in New York City. She has a job she loves in publishing and shares an apartment in the Village with her lifelong best friend, Allie. Following a bad break-up, Julia swears off of men and relationships, until she meets Ben Martin, an up-and-coming author who is smart, sexy and very easy on the eyes. Fueled by their mutual attraction, close working relationship and fear of relationships, Julia and Ben embark on a purely physical affair, following the Casual Rule. As they bring each other further into their lives, their casual status blurs. Can she keep sex and love separate or will feelings take hold and Julia get her heart broken again?
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New York real estate developer, Summer Sloane, was just handed a career-changing assignment… persuade three small business owners in the middle of nowhere to sell their properties to make way for a condo complex. Salivating at a juicy promotion, corner office, and impressing her hard-to-please father, she travels to wintry Arid Falls to dazzle the locals and get their signatures on the dotted line.
Little did she know she was stepping into a living, breathing Christmas town crammed with excessively cheerful, fruitcake-loving, over hair-gelled locals who are a few logs short of an open fire—a place even Hallmark would envy.
Her confidence is shaken when she meets charismatic lumberjerk, Nick Snow—the owner of a bait and tackle shop, guardian of a feisty eight-year-old, and her biggest obstacle.
With advice from her chiropractor-addicted best friend, Val… Summer ignores her growing affection for the town brimming with Christmas crackpots—and her undeniable attraction to the handsome, kindhearted Lumberjerk… who sends naughty tingles in all the wrong places.
Can Summer get her signatures and return home with her heart intact, or will the eccentric Christmas town and the man who gets her blood boiling and pulse racing change her mind?
~A little sweet, a little heat, a little offbeat Romance~
Lace-up your snow boots… this is NOT a clean romance.
SNOWMAN IS ALSO AVAILABLE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED
Here’s a few reviews all wrapped up into one:
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Sarcastic, witty, sexy, quirky, angst, swoon-worthy, cheesy, perfect blend of chemistry and banter, laugh out loud funny, magical, finished with a huge smile across my face.
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If you love Hallmark Christmas, but crave a little more… heat… Grab it at this amazing price while you still can!
Deck the Halls and Thanks for Reading…
It’s Snowman’s Birthday!
If you’re looking for Hallmark (After Dark) on Steroids… If you haven’t read Snowman yet (GASP!) and you’re looking for a feel-good, cheesy, funny af, swoony, and sexy romp in an over-the-top Christmassy world…
Have I got a book for you!
Here’s the blurb:
New York real estate developer, Summer Sloane, was just handed a career-changing assignment… persuade three small business owners in the middle of nowhere to sell their properties to make way for a condo complex. Salivating at a juicy promotion, corner office, and impressing her hard-to-please father, she travels to wintry Arid Falls to dazzle the locals and get their signatures on the dotted line.
Little did she know she was stepping into a living, breathing Christmas town crammed with excessively cheerful, fruitcake-loving, over hair-gelled locals who are a few logs short of an open fire—a place even Hallmark would envy.
Her confidence is shaken when she meets charismatic lumberjerk, Nick Snow—the owner of a bait and tackle shop, guardian of a feisty eight-year-old, and her biggest obstacle.
With advice from her chiropractor-addicted best friend, Val… Summer ignores her growing affection for the town brimming with Christmas crackpots—and her undeniable attraction to the handsome, kindhearted Lumberjerk… who sends naughty tingles in all the wrong places.
Can Summer get her signatures and return home with her heart intact, or will the eccentric Christmas town and the man who gets her blood boiling and pulse racing change her mind?
~A little sweet, a little heat, a little offbeat~
Lace-up your snow boots… this is NOT a clean romance.
*****Sarcastic wit, outrageously cheesy Christmas jokes and great characters… I loved this story! Full of Christmas cheer with the most brilliant best friend who had me laughing out loud!
Snowman is available on Kindle Unlimited.
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New York real estate developer, Summer Sloane, was just handed a career-changing assignment… persuade three small business owners in the middle of nowhere to sell their properties to make way for a condo complex. Salivating at a juicy promotion, corner office, and impressing her hard-to-please father, she travels to wintry Arid Falls to dazzle the locals and get their signatures on the dotted line.
Little did she know she was stepping into a living, breathing Christmas town crammed with excessively cheerful, fruitcake-loving, over hair-gelled locals who are a few logs short of an open fire—a place even Hallmark would envy.
Her confidence is shaken when she meets charismatic lumberjerk, Nick Snow—the owner of a bait and tackle shop, guardian of a feisty eight-year-old, and her biggest obstacle.
With advice from her chiropractor-addicted best friend, Val… Summer ignores her growing affection for the town brimming with Christmas crackpots—and her undeniable attraction to the handsome, kindhearted Lumberjerk… who sends naughty tingles in all the wrong places.
Can Summer get her signatures and return home with her heart intact, or will the eccentric Christmas town and the man who gets her blood boiling and pulse racing change her mind?
~A little sweet, a little heat, a little offbeat~
Lace-up your snow boots… this is NOT a clean romance.
That’s right… only ninety-nine pennies for a full length Wintery RomCom that will keep you smiling the whole way through.
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If you haven’t read Snowman yet, here’s your chance. If you did and you loved it… Share the love and tell your friends. If you read it and you hated it (GASP!)… tell your enemies.
This sale is only a few days. Download it, relax in your beach chair and slip into Swoony Romance, a lot of Smiles, and the Odd Christmassy World of Arid Falls.
Snowman is also Available in Kindle Unlimited.
I’m so excited to share the first Snowman Teaser.
I love (love, love) this cover. I adore this story. I think you will too. Sweet… and steamy… and a little offbeat romance. What’s not to love?
If you need to smile during these crazy times, you need to read this little Christmassy gem.
Release Date: Nov 12, 2020
Pre-Order Available on Amazon: getbook.at/Snowman
(It will also be available in Kindle Unlimited)
Add it to your Goodreads TBR list: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/45310777-snowman
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You know when you’re pouring your last glass of wine for the night and there’s a little more than you want left in the bottle, but not enough for another glass? You have a decision to make— do you save what little is left for some future recipe or just pour what’s left in your glass and in all likelihood end up with a nasty hangover the next day?
Last night, I went with the latter.
So here I am in my bad-decision wine haze, waiting for the coffee to seep into my veins and cure me of my stupidity. My plan was to work on my third book this morning… but in the current state of my fuzzy brain, that’s not happening. So instead, I checked out the search terms that lead people to this blog. I find it fascinating what keywords bring people here. I did this once before and had fun with it. Let’s take a peek and see what we got this time around. Please forgive any duplicates from last time (some of these terms are mind-boggling).
I’m going to skip all the obvious FSOG fanfiction search terms (and there’s a boatload of them). This is NSFW.
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socks and sex
sexy tits and tube socks
Is there a new sex & sock revolution happening that I’m not aware of? I have seen trios of socks sold. I always assumed it was because one sock always seems to get eaten by the washing machine so you had a matching replacement. This apparent sock sex movement has me rethinking that. Sock trio= foot, foot, dick. Warm dick, warm heart?
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dumbbells movie sex scene
I’m not an exerciser…but that sounds dangerous to me. Unless we’re talking about actors who are not too bright…
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the perfect cock
You want cock? You got it.
Look at this magnificent cock. He’s bad-ass. He’ll peck the shit out of you. The wattle under his hard beak reminds me of something. What could it be?
Ah yes.
Balls. Ain’t nature grand?
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ugly dicks
sex with dicjs amd boobs
cupping a dick
cock older husband
Dicks seem to be heavy on the mind of a lot of people. Apparently, spelling is not as important. Why an older husband cock would be associated with me (come to think of it, older cocks (balls included) and gravity are not a good mix.. keep that visual out of my brain, please)… or cupping a dick? Why me?
As far as ugly dicks… you won’t find them here. I like them pretty—with personality and flair.
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perfectyoungtits.
Perfect Young Tits… yup, I totally get how that one found me.
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tube sex cupping
Okay, I confess… I had to look that up. (If you could see my browser history… scarred for life). I thought we went back to socks and sex…but this references porn, apparently. So why did the search engines send them to me? My perfect young tits will never be filmed or cupped for public consumption. That’s a promise.
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my tears will burn my pillow quotes images
Turn that frown upside down. Good pillows are expensive.
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wife in garments
Why? If you were looking for your wife in garments… why search it online? Couldn’t you just look at your wife in garments right in front of you?
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girls are dick teases
Bitter much?
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boring weekend
Don’t look at me for excitement. All I want to do is nap.
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wife likes making husband cum on marshmallows
If I had a dollar every time I asked my husband to do this….
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how does the novel the casual rule end
The heroine clicks her heels three times and says “There’s no place like home.”
Wait…that’s The Wizard of Oz.
Buy the book or borrow it for free if you have KindleUnlimited.
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So there ya have it. How these terms find little ol’ me, I’ll never know… but at the very least, they keep me amused. I hope they did the same for you.
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Now on to some quick business.
Thank you for reading my books, for reviewing, for your support… Thank you for everything! My readers are the BEST!!!!
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I joined Instagram over the weekend. If you’d like to follow me, here’s the link: https://instagram.com/acnetzel/
To follow me on Amazon, click the “FOLLOW” button under my photo: http://www.amazon.com/AC-Netzel/e/B00KCMSBX4
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And last:
I do not have a publish date yet, but I have two teasers to share for The Casual Rule 3. This will be the last of the series. The Casual Rule can be read as a standalone. And The New Rule does not end in a cliffhanger.
To add Book 3 to your Goodreads TBR list: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25762664-untitled
AC Netzel 